"She looks so cute all hunkered down in terror."

Someone actually asked me about this!

Seriously? Fine, so here's the scoop:

My cat likes to run around the house and surprises easily, so of course I gotta mess with her. I walk up to her, drop to my knees and yell "Hi, Velcro!" in a really high pitched voice.

She takes off running, or tries to anyway. She ended up between the wall and the china cabinet hunkered down 'cause she was stuck.

And I thought she looked cute so I said, "She looks so cute all hunkered down in terror."

And someone just had to ask. I'm sure someone else is gonna comment something like "How could you do that to an innocent little kitty cat? You're so mean!"

Well, those people know what they can go do. Everyone messes with their pets in some form. At least I'm not dressing her up in dumb little outfits and taking pictures for all the world to see.

Seriously, if I was a cat I'd go lay down on the highway and wait for a truck to come along if some stupid human did that to me!

They have fur for a reason!!!

So, there.